FIRST EVER GALEN OPEN HELD ON THE MOON

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

The first Galen Open held in outer space was clinched by a tactful, yet aggressive zero G performance by Max Felker. A promising talent, Max is both the hairiest and youngest player on tour to pick up two victories. Lackluster performances were turned in by Vaberakis, Pfaff, and the elder Mateosian who continues his downward spiral in the world rankings.

In other news, Sam Mateosian tested positive for performance enhancing substances and has been placed on indefinite suspension.

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